A number of years ago, I returned to the old neighborhood I grew up in, with a childhood friend, to visit his Mom. It had snowed like 12 inches the day and night before we went back to our home town. Remember when it used to snow like that, and stay for more than a week? Well, after visiting with my friends Mom, we decided we would go out front and build a snowman. Don’t ask me why we decided to do that, I think all the fresh fallen snow, and the fact we were both back where we had grown up as kids, instigated this child-like idea.
So we started rolling out the first snowball, for the base of the snowman. Of course we got carried away, and it took the both of us to even get this gigantic starter snowball, in place, in front of the house. As we both rested from rolling what ended up being a 4 1/2 foot, round snowball in place, we were joined by two of the local children, asking if they could help build the snowman.
So now the four of us started on the second snowball for our snowman. Since the first ball was so large, of course the next ball had to be at least 3 1/2 feet around. The only problem was, the weight of a 3 1/2 foot round snowball, and getting it ontop of the first ball we had made. As we stood and pondered this, three other neighborhood kids showed up with, believe it or not, wooden planks. So, with our snow army now at 7 strong, we slide the second snowball in place, ontop of our first 4 1/2 foot snowball. Two more snowballs to go, to have the basic snowman complete.
As we rested, two of the fathers of some of the children that had joined us, came over just to get a closer look at what in the world we where doing. We all stood and talked about the giant snowman, and one of the Dads thought that in order to get the next 2 snowballs up off the ground (now almost 8 feet high) we would need a scaffold. So, with a few ladders, and some of the wooden planks the children had brought with them, we erected a mini scaffold to get the two remaining snowballs, ontop of the first two we had created. Our four snowball snowman, now stood 12 1/2 feet tall.
We all stood back in amazement at what we had done. Visions of grandeur soon engulfed all of us. We went and retrieved a tree branch that had been knocked down by the heavy snow fall, and stood it up next to our snowman. This branch was over 14 feet tall, and about 7 inches around. We connected it to the snowman with another fallen tree branch, and covered that branch with packed snow, to resemble an arm from the snowman to his 14 foot staff. We had to use the ladders and scaffolding to finish carving a face on the snowman, and putting on all the traditional snowman extras. A scarf, a home-made giant hat, and buttons for his coat.
If all this doesn't sound wild enough, one of the Dads brought over his water hose attachment that had a container to hold liquid fertilizer, near the nozzle of the hose. We filled this container with diluted blue cake die, and proceeded to spray down the whole snowman with a light coating of blue water. Since it had taken the entire day to build this Giant, temperatures where falling as night was approaching. The blue water quickly turned into a beautiful blue, ice glaze.
Now you may be thinking that I made this whole thing up, or I at least exaggerated some of the story. But I swear on my Fathers grave, that every word of this story is true. Not to mention that since the Giant Blue Snowman had turned to ice, he was still standing, far after the snow had melted around him. and in some places exposing the browned grass once again. Final statistics: 12 1/2 feet tall Giant Blue Snowman, with life-like carved facial features, 14 foot Hiking staff, arms, and the the official snowman extras. We all received a City Beautification award, and the Snowman became a drive-by attraction in town for more than 2 months.